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brat has written 4 reviews for films rated during 2017.

  • Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    really diggin disney’s new strategy of making moviegoers watch this Hwite Mess so that they can truly appreciate just how much more creative + beautiful + meaningful Coco is than a snowman dickin around for 22 minutes

  • Opening Night

    Opening Night

    yeah this was bad & i only watched it for topher grace (let me live!) but i admit the line “i heard JC from N*SYNC got with all the girls on the mickey mouse club first. britney, christina, keri russell.. ryan gosling’s mom” made me laugh out loud for a solid 5 seconds

  • The Doom Generation

    The Doom Generation

    only thing keeping this absolute trainwreck from a half star rating is parker posey's 2 minute cameo as a heart-shaped sunglasses-wearing lesbian

  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    ... it was playing on tv & im so dedicated to jacob b gyllenhaal that i actually watched a whole half hour of this whitewashed mess. the only reason it's not a half star rating is because jake got chased by ostriches which was pretty funny lmao