william bradley pitt lodged the semi-forgettable line “What’s in the box?” into the cultural vernacular with his excruciatingly denial-laden delivery of “Wh-aa-A-T’S IN THE BOoOooOoOoOoOoooX!??!?!!????” and that’s why i’d like to officially submit detective david mills as his best leading dramatic performance to date. i’m counting Tree of Life as a supporting role so DON’T try it, Malick Minions
not to make every conceivable thing about brad pitt but i have not known one day of peace since i found out that he and reese witherspoon almost played nick and amy. that would be such a different movie and it wouldn’t have worked AT ALL yet .... i WANT IT!!! not even the whole thing — i’d be satisfied with just the screen tests.
but again, it wouldn’t have worked: ben affleck’s face is easier to villainize, and rosamund…
my friend and i only got 40 minutes in before other people came over to “pregame” to “go out” because it was “saturday night” or whatever and the whole time i was sitting at the bar, munching on cheesy bread, i was thinking about how i could be watching a washed-up pop star and a manic pixie dream lyricist slowly fall in love over a newfound respect for one another’s craft :(
also, on the topic of pleasant musical rom-coms, happy 1 year anniversary of mamma mia! here we go again!!!! :)
one of my cinematic pet peeves is when a character's reaction to a nosebleed is to tilt their heads back instead of forward. speaking as a frequent nose-bleeder, NO!!!! do NOT do that!!!! that's how you swallow blood clots, you AMATEURS. you nosebleed DILETTANTES.
what i'm getting at is this: when elio's nose starts bleeding and he leans forward ...... BRILLIANT! exactly what you're supposed to do! and there's even an added bonus of his going to find ice to…
highlights from the commentary with david fincher, edward norton, helena bonham carter, and 💘brad pitt💘
-brad: "god, helena walks a fine line. she is tasty. her role actually read a little more redundant than mine and edward's. a little more monotone. and she didn't get the credit she deserved here. little delicate twists and turns that really filled the thing in. she's phenomenal."
ed: "helena's got such big cheekbones"
-ed (about the scene where tyler's riding the bike in…
“i like sad songs. they make me wanna lie on the floor.”
sometimes this True Stories line plays in my head when i’m listening to mitski and lying on the floor and i think about how natural and human it is to feel sadness and how it is proof that i am a real living person with thoughts and emotions and no, it’s nothing to romanticize, but it is something to accept, and maybe even appreciate, and a burning ray…
🎶rob fast for your lover
for their operaaation
rob for good cause
(but watch your hostages' hydration!)
leave all your guuuuns and your aaaammo behiiiind
or keep 'em pointed up if you wanna survive
the dog days are afteeerrrrr
they're after the noo-oo-oo-oon!
the pig cops are coooomi-i-iiiiin'
so yooooou better🎶-- WHAT ARE YOU MOVING IN THERE FOR? WHAT'S HE DOIN'? GO BACK THERE, MAN! HE WANTS TO KILL ME SO BAD HE CAN TASTE IT, HUH!? ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! REMEMBER ATTICA?!!??!?!?!?!
“Goth lives matter!!! GOTH! Emo cuties!!!!!!! - Lil B” - park chan-wook