The year is 1955. I'm in a movie theater watching The Night of the Hunter. I keep shouting "WHAT INTERESTING BIRTHMARKS!" whenever Mitchum's LOVE/HATE knuckle tattoos are shown. Eventually an usher tapes a popcorn tub to my face as a makeshift muzzle. The crowd cheers when he does this. The next time the knuckle tattoos are shown, I attempt to shout again. The popcorn tub doesn't really do anything to stop the noise. If anything it's a little louder now. Everyone groans. The usher wails in agony. And me? I'm simply enjoying the wonderful smell of popcorn. And hidden inside the popcorn tub, I'm smiling.

Okay I know this isn't the point of the movie but I do think Okja would probably taste pretty good

Five years ago I tweeted the following: "I think the movie scene I relate to most is in The Master when Joaquin Phoenix hurls a meatball at a guy trying to make a valid point"

This has not changed

In 7th grade science I had to do a group project on nuclear winter and we ended our presentation by playing a video we'd found on YouTube that showed the effects of nuclear winter set to Gary Jules's "Mad World." The video made my teacher cry and we got a 105 out of a possible 100 points