I'll always have a soft spot for this for a couple reasons: it was the first Lethal Weapon movie I saw, it was one of the free DVDs that came with my first DVD player, and I have a fond association of seeing it in theaters with my dad and uncle on a vacation. There are some movies where you just randomly have some kind of attachment to due to the circumstances of how you saw it, and for me,…
For whatever reason I had never seen this one, despite seeing the other three entries multiple times each. Well, I guess there was a good reason I never bothered to see this one. It is surprisingly awful. Like, embarrassingly bad. No one acts even remotely like a rational human being anymore, the action is mostly generic, the villain is extremely weak, and the story is incredibly stupid. Everyone in this movie acts like an idiot and it's just frustrating to…
Perfectly recaptures the mid-80's Amblin spirit of something like Gremlins. That film is the closest and most obvious comparison, but it's still an apt one, and if that kind of film is what you are hoping for, then Krampus does not disappoint. This is the rarest of breeds: a PG-13 horror comedy that is both funny and yet still brutal and horrific. PG-13 horror movies tend to be toothless, but Krampus more than makes up for a lack of literal…
Agonizingly, shockingly awful. The effects might be pretty good, but everything surrounding them is a heaping pile of shit. The movie is less about watching a bunch of dinosaurs do dinosaur things and more about John Leguizamo cracking anachronistic jokes. "Worst. Migration. Ever." "You just got served!" "Go back to Turkey town!" These are all things that are said by dinosaurs. Uuugggghhhh this movie was just so fucking bad I can't even believe it.
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