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  • Ingrid Goes West

    Ingrid Goes West

    ★★★

    Chuck & Buck suck and fuck on Instagram.

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★

    Even though it's spacey, it's more The Flinstones on an acid trip than anything futuristic. Watching during a time when a studio's vision is more than a director's, the Wachowskis vision is insane but fully realized and it's impossible to think that anyone would ever find this again without pulling them off the project halfway through shooting to make something safe and less orgasmic. This is G-rated Showgirls, y'all.

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★½

    A big, bloated, and hugely explosive episode of Spongebob. It's not my thing but I won't hold it against anyone if it's theirs.

  • Song to Song

    Song to Song

    ★★★★

    Ryan Gosling seduces Rooney Mara by putting blades of grass up her nose and a caterpillar on her shoulder. Val Kilmer tosses powder on an audience while yelling "I've got some uranium!" And Natalie Portman straddles Michael Fassbender's face.

    Despite starting a little patchy this is Terrence Malick's most focused and digestible film in years. The narration even pushes the story threads forward! And there's memorable dialogue to go along with the picturesque people and locations! Patti Smith! Lykke Li!…