You mean they made one of these meta horror comedies with a throwback synth score and Freddy/Michael/final girl references that actually works? Like...with actual jokes? Jokes that work more often than not? I'll be damned!
We’ll unfortunately never know what an Andy Sidaris ninja movie would look like, but this at least gives us a bit of an idea. If you’re not on board for an opening title sequence with Sho Kosugi and a squad of interpretive dancers demonstrating sweet ninja moves in smooth jazz fog machine heaven, then you’re probably no fun at parties.