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  • Scare Package

    Scare Package


    You mean they made one of these meta horror comedies with a throwback synth score and Freddy/Michael/final girl references that actually works? Like...with actual jokes? Jokes that work more often than not? I'll be damned!

  • 9 Deaths of the Ninja

    9 Deaths of the Ninja


    We’ll unfortunately never know what an Andy Sidaris ninja movie would look like, but this at least gives us a bit of an idea. If you’re not on board for an opening title sequence with Sho Kosugi and a squad of interpretive dancers demonstrating sweet ninja moves in smooth jazz fog machine heaven, then you’re probably no fun at parties.

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  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    That dress was clearly dry clean only. Motherfuckers had it coming.

  • The Night Comes for Us

    The Night Comes for Us


    The new wave of Indonesian “I’m pretty sure they just actually killed that guy” genre is my favorite genre.