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  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    Slumber Party Massacre II


    I was rather enjoying hanging out with these young ladies while they partied and ate cheese whiz and corn dogs. It's a shame the unholy love child of Lux Interior and Andrew Dice Clay had to show up and ruin their good time.

  • Maximum Overdrive

    Maximum Overdrive


    The cinematic equivalent of AC/DC’s The Razor’s Edge album. Starts off with an all timer (bridge scene/“Thunderstruck.”) Ups the ante (soda machine/“Moneytalks.”) Gets hilariously stupid (that titular line read/“Mistress For Christmas.”) Maintains a dopey charm for a while and eventually loses steam (I can’t remember anything after “Got You By The Balls.”)

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  • The Night Comes for Us

    The Night Comes for Us


    The new wave of Indonesian “I’m pretty sure they just actually killed that guy” genre is my favorite genre.

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    That dress was clearly dry clean only. Motherfuckers had it coming.