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  • Horrible Bosses 2

    Horrible Bosses 2

    ★★★

    Nick: "Great idea - so what we'll do is rig a bus so it blows up when it goes under 50mph? Fuck you! Your idea sucks, the movie sucks, and so do you!"

    Kurt: "Hey! That is the movie that introduced us to Sandy Bullock!"

    Dale: "FUCK YOU I LOVE SANDRA BULLOCK!"

    I remember not liking this one as much as the first (I seriously fell asleep about halfway through on my first watch, and I had rented it from…

  • Genius

    Genius

    ★★★

    The kid in this movie really thought "Chaz" sounded cooler than "Charlie"...

    This is a Disney channel movie that I totally forgot about with time, but randomly rediscovered a few years back. The late 90s were truly the best era for these DCOMs, this one holds up pretty well.

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    Christmas 1998: My mom thought it would be a good idea to gift the 1995 movie "Mortal Kombat" to my brother (age 9) and I (age 6). When the opening credits appeared and the music started rolling - we were jump kicking each other from the living room couch and coffee table, punching the shit out of each other, and just generally going buck wild. Needless to say, my mom took the VHS tape away from us until we promised…

  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    2012 me: "Wow, I can't believe Clerks III will be Kevin Smith's final film! Bittersweet, but I'm excited for it!"

    2014 me: "Wow, I just watched 'Tusk' which was enjoyable but weird - now Kevin is planning to do Mallrats 2 instead of Clerks III. I love Mallrats, I can't wait!"

    2017 me: "We didn't get Mallrats 2 but we got 'Yoga Hosers'... okay. Now Kevin is going to do a reboot of Jay and Silent Bob?! Great, I hope…