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  • Red Eye

    Red Eye


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A movie in which Rachel McAdams beats the shit out of an incel with a field hockey stick, and then proceeds to verbally beat the shit out of a couple boomers who complained about their hotel room experience.

  • Leprechaun 3

    Leprechaun 3


    The best part was when the leprechaun turned that one lady into a Kardashian.

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  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    If the trailer for this had a smell it would be axe body spray.

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    Producers of this movie: "We need to reinvigorate this franchise, it's been failing to impress at the domestic box office since Terminator 3. What have other revived franchises done to succeed?!"

    *Halloween 2018 trailer with older badass grey haired Laurie Strode exists*

    Producers (in unison): "My god... That's it!"