Brian Haver-Scanlon

Brian Haver-Scanlon

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I am a bone gun and I fire teeth. This is who I am and you must deal with it.

Favorite films

  • All Light, Everywhere
  • Alien³
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Strange Days

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  • The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

  • Project X

    ★★★½

  • Don't Breathe 2

    ★½

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Another cold case of a movie where I can’t stop saying, “I could do this better!” A feeling derived not of my own egotism, but of consistent bold creative choices here that never fail to fall flat on their face. David Gordon Green and Danny McBride either don’t have the language or the balls to go all in and say it, but this is the MAGA mother! we didn’t know we needed, and sadly didn’t get. Better luck next time.

  • Project X

    Project X

    ★★★½

    A great Thursday night, what more could I ask for.

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