★★★★ Watched 16 Aug, 2018 1
Parts of this movie broke me.
The deconstruction of “Cowboy Up”.
★★★★½ Watched 16 Aug, 2018
The futility of hope.
Somehow gorgeous, funny, and soul crushing, sometimes in the same beat. I loved it.
★½ Watched 24 Apr, 2018 150
Only exists to remind you of movies you liked in the past and prepare you for future ones they hope you like too. It is pure, soulless product with no identity of its own and even the action is dull. The end of the universe has never been so boring.
★★★ Watched 27 Sep, 2017 7
The first hour of this is SO good.
The last ten minutes are SO bad.
In that sense, it may be the most faithful King adaptation ever.