The first hour of this is pretty damn bad but the last 45 are the kind of cuckoo crazy nonsense I kind of adore. If you see it’s playing on cable, just switch over at the hour mark. You’ll be happier. You won’t know what’s going on, you say? There are giant monsters and robots fighting - what else do you need to know?

Well, that was some boring bullshit.

Only exists to remind you of movies you liked in the past and prepare you for future ones they hope you like too. It is pure, soulless product with no identity of its own and even the action is dull. The end of the universe has never been so boring.

The first hour of this is SO good.

The last ten minutes are SO bad.

In that sense, it may be the most faithful King adaptation ever.

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