Parts of this movie broke me.

The deconstruction of “Cowboy Up”.

The futility of hope.

Somehow gorgeous, funny, and soul crushing, sometimes in the same beat. I loved it.

Only exists to remind you of movies you liked in the past and prepare you for future ones they hope you like too. It is pure, soulless product with no identity of its own and even the action is dull. The end of the universe has never been so boring.

The first hour of this is SO good.

The last ten minutes are SO bad.

In that sense, it may be the most faithful King adaptation ever.

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