Picture this: you go into a dark theater. You cringe in a specific way, like how you do when a dumb person tries to one-up someone very clever. You squirm…
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Color Out of Space 2019
I dugggggg it. Low-key (until the end) Lovecraft cerebral sci-fi horror descent-into-madness mania. With alpacas! And Nicolas Cage giving the strangest performance! And strange noises all over the score. And…
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 2019
It’s fine. Chappelle jumps on the anti PC train and touches on subjects like Michael Jackson, Jessie Smullet and Kevin Hart. He doesn’t really make these worn out topics interesting…
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The Running Man 1987
Deepfakes were invented 30 years ago in a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger enters a Murder Game Show and strangles a hockey-themed American Gladiator of Death and then quips “He was…
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The Lion King 2019
Not so much a movie as it is a really long screensaver?
Really glad they spent hundreds of millions making a photorealistic version that feels like a shot-for-short remake but…
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Jacob's Ladder 1990
Is Lyne one of the most under-appreciated directors from the last 25 years? His films are so well crafted, his choices so clear. That being said... I wish this film…
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