Feels like a five star movie after Silent Night. Actual squibs! A bad guy whose name you can remember! Variety to the action scenes!
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Silent Night 2023
Shockingly subpar on almost every level. By the numbers revenge plot, next to no flourishes by Woo, an appalling lack of Christmas decor considering the title/setting, ugly digital blood... and the "no dialogue" was not only pointless, but drew attention to how slowly paced it was and how dull the villains were. I'm legit stunned at how disappointing this was. Half star bump for naming the hero Brian, I guess.
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The Night House 2020
Adding half star for having a character's phone be on a charger while they sleep instead of just keeping it disconnected on the night stand like a sociopath.
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Totally Killer 2023
Why is Randall Park so goddamn funny? At one point he just throws a paper towel on the floor and it's like one of the funniest things I've seen.
