Cannes cut, which I guess is my preferred cut? It's a little long and the theatrical has the better mix of library and Goblin, but at least nothing is missing.

A movie about a country destroyed by a deadly disease and yet the infected people still want to go to the mall used to be the stuff of fiction.

My kind of mercenary slasher.

For almost 40 years people have been asking if it's Macready or Childs when the answer is neither. The credits clearly say that John Carpenter's the Thing.

Dolph Lundgren rides a monstrous seahorse and fires a big ass gun from it. That, my friends, is #cinema.