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  • The Descent: Part 2

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★

  • Jurassic Park III

    ★★½

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★★★½

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  • The Descent: Part 2

    The Descent: Part 2

    ★★★

    Would be 3.5 but have to dock it for that dumbass final scene.

    Otherwise this is a solid sequel and the decline in quality is nowhere near as steep as the ratings suggest.

    Also it's so goopy! Splatter and monster drool and monster poop and

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★

    Watching with an eight year old who can't remember who is who without costumes ("Is that Captain America?" - what he asked when Tony was talking to Scott at The Raft) is an experience I do not recommend to anyone.

    Still good though. Even if Falcon and Soldier did Zemo and Sharon dirty.

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  • The Night House

    The Night House

    ★★★½

    Adding half star for having a character's phone be on a charger while they sleep instead of just keeping it disconnected on the night stand like a sociopath.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    For almost 40 years people have been asking if it's Macready or Childs when the answer is neither. The credits clearly say that John Carpenter's the Thing.