brianwcollins

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Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Armageddon
  • Fletch
  • Shocker

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  • Broken Arrow

    ★★★½

  • Silent Night

    ★★½

  • Godzilla Raids Again

    ★★½

  • Leo

    ★★★

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  • Broken Arrow

    Broken Arrow

    ★★★½

    Feels like a five star movie after Silent Night. Actual squibs! A bad guy whose name you can remember! Variety to the action scenes!

  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★★½

    Shockingly subpar on almost every level. By the numbers revenge plot, next to no flourishes by Woo, an appalling lack of Christmas decor considering the title/setting, ugly digital blood... and the "no dialogue" was not only pointless, but drew attention to how slowly paced it was and how dull the villains were. I'm legit stunned at how disappointing this was. Half star bump for naming the hero Brian, I guess.

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  • The Night House

    The Night House

    ★★★½

    Adding half star for having a character's phone be on a charger while they sleep instead of just keeping it disconnected on the night stand like a sociopath.

  • Totally Killer

    Totally Killer

    ★★★

    Why is Randall Park so goddamn funny? At one point he just throws a paper towel on the floor and it's like one of the funniest things I've seen.