maia 🌸

"who? who? what are you, a fucking owl?"
-- al pacino, 1995 // margot robbie, 2013

occasional film watcher

Favorite films

  • Inception
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Parasite
  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

Recent activity

  • Cocaine Bear


  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  • Mulan


  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


Recent reviews

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    i don't know what it says about me that i kind of loved this... seriously, the ambulance scene was Peak Cinema (just can't get enough!! amazing) - but this would have been 1000x better if margo martindale had been the main character

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    just a lovely little infectious boost of happiness i love love it

Popular reviews

  • Ratatouille



    when i eventually go to paris, if it is not as magical and wonderful and romantic as this movie makes it seem, i'm going to come to your house and yell at you @ brad bird

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    what a disappointment, i really expected more of this

    with all the attention this script has been getting, i thought it would actually be funnier and more timely maybe. but instead this film felt like an excuse for the writer to have his characters say every swear word and offensive term he could think of and to mention a whole list of triggering topics but not actually go into any of them, like rape, police brutality, racism, domestic abuse, depression,…