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  Master Gardener 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 21 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  wild that he got that haircut after he stopped being a Nazi

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  The Balloonatic 1923

  ★★★★ Watched 19 May 2023

  A bunch of gags strung together, but who cares when the gags are this good? I seem to like this more than most, and I wonder how much of that is because I’ve been playing Tears of the Kingdom and so much of the wilderness section reminded me of dumb shit I do in that game.

Popular reviews

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2019 10

  me: lmao a pig who's a pilot
  Miyazaki: sending people off to war either kills them or creates a chasm between them and society they can never fully get over.
  me: lol *oink oink*

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  Green Book 2018

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2018 3

  Viggo is unrecognizable in his role as a sentient slice of $1 New York pizza.