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Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • GoodFellas
  • The Departed
  • Gone Girl

Recent activity

  • Hello, Dolly!


  • The Opposite Sex


  • The Women


  • Nope


Recent reviews

  • Hello, Dolly!

    Hello, Dolly!


    I was rooting for Dolly to meet someone else, anyone else, or end up alone.

    It Only Takes A Moment made me cry.

  • The Opposite Sex

    The Opposite Sex


    Charmless compared to The Women, and overstuffed with the sort of musical numbers that were popular in the mid-sixties.

    You also got the same sort of feeling that watching a bunch of 30 year olds play teenagers on the CW gives you. I couldn’t tell how old (or young) and one character was supposed to be.

    But still, plenty of fun.

Popular reviews

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    EDIT: I have been reading your reviews and am VERY CONCERNED by the amount of people calling this a “mixture of Goosebumps and Scream.” Fear Street is a series of books (some related, some stand-alone) that have been published since 1989. They are all written by R.L. Stine for teenagers and have heavy themes of sex, gore, and psychological terror. These are best sellers. Go to a used book store and get your act together.

    I’ve been waiting for years…

  • Vampires vs. the Bronx

    Vampires vs. the Bronx


    Just watch it 🥾