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  • Army of Darkness
  • The Thing
  • The Shining
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  • Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

    ★½

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★½

  • Lamb

    ★★★

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★½

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

    my new favorite christmas movie

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    Headed my words not, did you? Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.

    I love this movie with all my heart. it means so much to me. I can’t watch it without turning into a crying mess, getting goosebumps every few minutes, smiling cheek to cheek. those are things…

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  • Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

    Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

    ★½

    I’ve spent the last few weeks rewatching this show. it’s fun problematic early 2010’s jock schlock but I can’t help but love it. it has cool funny characters and even a bit of heart at times. this movie? bad. triples down on the obnoxious antics that were sprinkled into each episode and removes everything else. it feels so out of place and unnecessary and really detracts from the end of season 3. wish it didn’t exist

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★½

    what did mgk do to deserve this

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