• Rambo: Last Blood

    Rambo: Last Blood

    It's really short but the way Rambo kills cartel members are pretty creative.

  • Ghost Adventures

    Ghost Adventures

    ★★★★

    IS THERE A SPOOKY GHOST HERE?!
    A WARM MOIST SENSATION RUNNIG DOWN MY LEFT THIGH!

  • Airplane!

    Airplane!

    ★★★★

    Robert Hayes teaching an uncontacted tribe in Africa to play basketball is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    She shot him in the dick... Bro.

  • Shark Tale

    Shark Tale

    ★★★★★

    Why Martin? WHY.

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    ★★★★★

    A true masterpiece

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    Would give it 5 stars but there was so much feet. But if Margot Robbie wanted to step on me I would let her.

  • Red Dawn

    Red Dawn

    ★★★½

    Interesting concept but why would a town in the middle nowhere be such a strategic point

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    The Snyder cut wont save this piece of shit movie

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Extremely Forgettable

  • The Patriot

    The Patriot

    ★★★

    Huge historical inaccuracies that are significant enough to warrant a 3 star rating. The slave part was atrociously rewritten to make them free and happy men. The only good parts are the action scenes and the soundtrack.

  • The King

    The King

    ★★★★

    It's a pretty good watch on Netflix but I didn't feel like the guy playing Henry fit. It felt like he was chosen for his looks. But Pattinson speaking in a French accent is top notch.