Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Harakiri
  • Before Sunset
  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★½

  • Lightyear

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    The opening 15 minutes is the best silent film ever. The ending is my favorite final scene. The score is ear candy. Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano rock the fucking camera like no other foes.

    Congratulations to Paul Thomas Anderson for creating a masterpiece that will not be replicated any time soon.

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★

    Bi-erasure is calling Brokeback Mountain the “gay cowboy movie”.

    “Bisexual erasure or bisexual invisibility is the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or reexplain evidence of bisexuality in history, academia, the news media, and other primary sources.” - Wikipedia

    Since the movie came out, I’ve heard from homophobic people, allies, and those in the LGBT+ community that it’s about two gay cowboys. Or two cowboys who find out they’re gay. Whatever the description, it’s always “gay” or “homosexual” that are brought…

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★½

    If you like the first one I guess you’ll like this? It’s pretty much the exact same movie.

    Seriously, I see people talking shit about Jurassic World saying it threw too much stuff in just because it was in the original. But what the hell? This one is almost the exact same movie, down to the songs on the piano, the cheesy love scene, the sweaty beach sports, and the same soundtrack.

    To paraphrase Iceman, “Maverick, it’s time for you to move on.”

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★

    For a movie allegedly made in 1986, the lack of one-liners really bummed me out.

    It was a pretty fun time with my son though, so it accomplishes all I really ask.

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  • BlacKkKlansman

    BlacKkKlansman

    ½

    Taken as it is, I’d say it’s like 3-3.5 stars. But films aren’t created in a vacuum, especially not when they’re “based on a true story”.

    Boots Riley (director of “Sorry to Bother You”, vocalist for The Coup) pointed out so eloquently that the real Ron Stallworth was a p.o.s., hardly a single thing in the movie is accurate, and the investigation into white supremacist groups actually stifled black revolutionary groups, not the Klan.

    Considering the volatility of police/race relations in the wake of Black Lives Matter, I’d think it shameful for Spike Lee to be involved in such a troubling film.

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    Fuck. This movie. Ugghh.

    I applaud Hertzfeldt’s creativity and originality. God knows we could use more of that in cinema; especially in Hollywood. That’s why it pains me to say I didn’t enjoy It’s Such a Beautiful Day.

    I thought the animation style was familiar, and I was not surprised to see Hertzfeldt also did World of Tomorrow. That was a short that was difficult for me to even get through. So, a feature length film from the same director…