who knew that when you die and come back to life you get a complimentary makeover too

if you ask a police officer what kind of criminal is the easiest to catch and they don't immediately respond with "people who write their own names in wet concrete", they're lying

it's honestly a wonder that Robert Pattinson has never gone to prison for theft, given how often he steals the show

it's funny how Charlie Kaufman is somehow able to make some of the most existential films about the human experience when he clearly doesn't have a human bone in his body