Horror loving wannabe part-time film critic.
Full-time angry, sweary asshat.

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  • Martyrs
  • American History X
  • Aliens

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  • Overlord



    Sometimes a film comes along that gets you excited on half a dozen different levels.
    A horror; a WWII action flick; a possible fourth entry into the Cloverfield Universe; a film that looks suspiciously like a Wolfenstein adaptation. All these things had me jigging in my seat with excitement for Overlord.

    I'm happy to report, that with enough blood, gore and exploding heads to satisfy the most potent of bloodlusts and enough insane science and human experimentation to make it…

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    Can we just talk for a second about how fucking bad ass Hiroyuki Sanada is?
    Big role, cameo, or something in between, he is amazing in everything*

    * Yes. Everything. Including Mortal Kombat!