Horror loving wannabe part-time film critic.
Full-time angry, sweary asshat.

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  • Fight Club
  • Martyrs
  • American History X
  • Aliens

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Popular reviews

  • Overlord



    Sometimes a film comes along that gets you excited on half a dozen different levels.
    A horror; a WWII action flick; a possible fourth entry into the Cloverfield Universe; a film that looks suspiciously like a Wolfenstein adaptation. All these things had me jigging in my seat with excitement for Overlord.

    I'm happy to report, that with enough blood, gore and exploding heads to satisfy the most potent of bloodlusts and enough insane science and human experimentation to make it…

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    Kinda gutted to day that I was NOT the biggest fan of the new Dino Crisis film.  
    Long, slow, tremdously dull and absolutely not enough Dino action for me. 

    And Chris Pratt reaching his hand out to every dinosaur trying to control them like some fucking Jurassic Crocodile Dundee can absolutely get fucked.

    Worse than watching James McAvoy touching his face over and over in the X-men films.  

    2/5. Can we have J. A. Bayona back, please?