Horror loving wannabe part-time film critic.
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The Black Phone 2021
If you put this film in front of me, with no information at all, and asked me who directed it, I would have had one answer.
Scott Derrickson.
And that is by no means a bad thing.
In fact, it’s a true sign of quality and amazing filmmaking.A wonderfully creepy psychological thriller. Can’t wait to see it again.
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Overlord 2018
Sometimes a film comes along that gets you excited on half a dozen different levels.
A horror; a WWII action flick; a possible fourth entry into the Cloverfield Universe; a film that looks suspiciously like a Wolfenstein adaptation. All these things had me jigging in my seat with excitement for Overlord.I'm happy to report, that with enough blood, gore and exploding heads to satisfy the most potent of bloodlusts and enough insane science and human experimentation to make it…
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Kinda gutted to day that I was NOT the biggest fan of the new Dino Crisis film.
Long, slow, tremdously dull and absolutely not enough Dino action for me.And Chris Pratt reaching his hand out to every dinosaur trying to control them like some fucking Jurassic Crocodile Dundee can absolutely get fucked.
Worse than watching James McAvoy touching his face over and over in the X-men films.
2/5. Can we have J. A. Bayona back, please?