• Ouija: Origin of Evil

    Ouija: Origin of Evil

    ★★½

    i’m a sucker for mike flanagan aesthetic and direction. the demon reveal was EXTREMELY disappointing. so fun minor twists to keep you on your toes and a mostly strong cast. bada bing bada boom papa
    like it’s SO GOOD when it’s not doing really fucking shitty cheesy lame special effect based moments (the demon, the white eyes, the twist faces, the entire horrifically bad ending) 🤢 🤮

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

    Such an exciting addition to the MCU!! Some of the most elaborate and exciting fight sequences we’ve been given. Simu and Awkwafina are easily one of the funnest friendships in the MCU. But it still JUST SLIGHTLY missed the mark for me? Why does our protagonist’s grand finale upgraded super hero costume still involve a pair of high top sneakers??? This is our newest, and one of our strongest heroes, and they stuck him in a simple tunic, chinos and…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    fucking brutal for the sake of being brutal and i love

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    was making out too much during this to give it a rating and that’s just how i like it !!!!

  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    was too stoned to rate this and that’s just how i like it

  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★★★

    jonathon majors 😚

  • The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    ★★½

    the themes it explored were important and exciting to see take place in the MCU
    but
    i did not find this to be a necessarily fun or exciting watch

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★½

    As always i’m over the moon for anything and everything Florence does. This is Mission Impossible but set in the MCU. Extra points for only giving speaking roles to 3 men and for leaving 99% of the action sequences to the women.

  • Bad Trip

    Bad Trip

    ★★★

    it had no right being this good but the zoo scene was too far mr. eric 😤
    lil rel has my heart what a gem

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    so bad i couldn’t even enjoy the disgusting violence 😓

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

    we’re going to pretend this was my return to theaters and not Mainstream 🥲
    i don’t think i’ve felt this alive since lockdown began 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    ★★★½

    unfortunately it could have 3 hours and i would have watched every second of it i’m sorry i simply can’t help it