Fifty Shades Freed ★★½

Dakota Johnson read Jane Eyre and added the vocab word “feminism” to her flashcards in preparation for this movie, but even her noble efforts couldn’t stop EL James from being so loudly pro-life, huh? That scene where Christian said “You’re topping from the bottom, Mrs. Grey. Also, life starts at conception” really caught me off guard luv

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