Wanna see my secret freckle?
Notes on the Franchise:
As a kid I grew up reading these books, and to be fair, the movies are spot on adaptations of both the characters and the humour. They're dumb and unfunny to anyone over the age of 12, but for kids they're hilarious.
Notes on the List:
In order of preference.
My thoughts change frequently, so the list may change periodically.