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  • Vice

    Vice

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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    System of a Down

    [Intro: Daron Malakian]
    You!
    Why do they always send the poor?

    [Verse 1: Serj Tankian]
    Barbarisms by Barbaras with pointed heels
    Victorious victories kneel for brand new spanking deals
    Marching forward, hypocritic and hypnotic computers
    You depend on our protection, yet you feed us lies from the table cloth

    [Chorus: Serj Tankian]
    La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, ooh-ooh
    Everybody's going to the party,…

  • Run

    Run

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Listening to Phoebe Bridgers and Led Zeppelin atm

    Much to think about...

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    Friend: You put too much salsa on my Takis.

    Me: You don't like me cooking?

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hopefully this hasn't been done before (it probably has, but fuck it):

    Big Kahuna Burger Recipe

    Prep Time: 15 minutes

    Cook Time: 10 minutes

    Level of Difficulty: Easy

    Serving Size: 4

    Ingredients

    Burger
    1 pound ground beef or bison
    2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce
    1 tablespoon grill seasoning
    4 pineapple rings (canned or fresh)
    4 pieces bacon, cooked until crisp
    4 slices monterey jack cheese
    Spicy cilantro mayo

    Spicy Cilantro Mayo
    1/3 cup mayonnaise
    1 teaspoon Sriracha or chili sauce
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