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  • Pete's Dragon

    Pete's Dragon

    ★★

    *Disney magic kingdom logo appears*
    Me: Aw, this looks wholesome & nice.
    3 minutes later: Lies! All lies. I was nearly in tears from one of the most savage intros to a children's movie ever. But, intrigued. After that, bored to tears. Extremely dissapointing, as I loved Pete's Dragon growing up. Skip this and just watch Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★★

    That was really fun. Some of the dialogue is so cheesy I can't believe some of the actors actually said it, but it gets the point across: This is a shameless monster flick. Sam Jackson vs King Kong pretty much writes itself.
    John C Reilly plays the most John C Reilly character ever. I would watch a million extras of his day on the island and never get bored. I love that this is a period piece, a movie like this just works better decades ago. There's just the right amount of humor, and at 2 hours, this thing flies.
    Would watch again.

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  • Kull the Conqueror

    Kull the Conqueror

    ½

    We filled out an entire row in a theatre in Ottawa for this wannabe-Conan. Tia Carrere was better than this then, Harvey Fierstein raspy-voiced his gay-stereotype, & a friend left because they were ill from viewing it.
    We ran out of there to hit each other with Singapore canes in the parking lot so we could feel something again, until the cops arrived. Once we explained how bad Kull was, they understood.
    We were there, man. We were there.

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    Still damn perfect.