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  • Looper

    Looper

    ★★★★

    I really enjoyed this. I seem to really prefer movies about the shitty future where everything's broken & there's just new problems. Half the time I hate Levitt's Bruce Willis makeup, but if he didn't have it, when they're face-to-face, the differences would be too distracting. I'm impressed and annoyed by the job the effects people did, but it's better than a CGI decoy.
    It's a smart, original story that had me hooked until the end.

  • Pete's Dragon

    Pete's Dragon

    ★★

    *Disney magic kingdom logo appears*
    Me: Aw, this looks wholesome & nice.
    3 minutes later: Lies! All lies. I was nearly in tears from one of the most savage intros to a children's movie ever. But, intrigued. After that, bored to tears. Extremely dissapointing, as I loved Pete's Dragon growing up. Skip this and just watch Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book.

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  • Kull the Conqueror

    Kull the Conqueror

    ½

    We filled out an entire row in a theatre in Ottawa for this wannabe-Conan. Tia Carrere was better than this then, Harvey Fierstein raspy-voiced his gay-stereotype, & a friend left because they were ill from viewing it.
    We ran out of there to hit each other with Singapore canes in the parking lot so we could feel something again, until the cops arrived. Once we explained how bad Kull was, they understood.
    We were there, man. We were there.

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    Still damn perfect.