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  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers


    Producer's Cut

  • Rambo



    A rare post-2000 action movie that authentically falls into the so-bad-it's-good category. There is no tongue-in-cheek, no winking, just pure stupidity and blunt force trauma. Anyone who legitimately thinks this is a good movie is probably a psychopath.

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    All movies should start with someone SCREAMING the name of the film over blazing techno music and end with "halcyon on and on" by Orbital.

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    Andrew Garfield plays a Silver Lake hipster version of The Dude or maybe Elliot Gould's Marlowe from The Long Goodbye. Under the Silver Lake is a whiny, hilarious, disturbing noir that feels more like Lost Highway than The Big Lebowski. This movie is the last thing I was expecting from David Robert Mitchell, but Under the Silver Lake clearly shares the same DNA as It Follows in both form and content. As much as this movie didn't FULLY come together…