• Rock-A-Doodle



    Maybe it's because I'm a parent, so I'm a little more fluent in toddler speak...but the kid says, "Jeepers. I'm ALL furry!" not "I'm A furry", come on people. Although, I will admit...the other way is funnier...

    2/5 for the animation and nostalgia alone. Loved this cheesy movie as a kid.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    Goddammit. If you told me a year ago that I'd watch a movie where one minute I'm falling over laughing from hotdog hands and butt plug trophies, then bawling my eyes out the next...I'd have thought you were crazier than this movie...but jeez is it a 5/5...

  • Rio 2

    Rio 2


    Rio 2: Meet The Macas

  • Inventing Anna

    Inventing Anna


    Couldn't even finish the first episode. Wtf is this? It should be illegal for Netflix to have such good trailers for such mediocre shows/films...

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho



  • Nobody



    If this movie came out in 2015 when I was a teenager? 10 out 5 stars, I'd love it. BEST MOVIE EVER.

    2021 though? It feels a little dated. The first half hour or so had me expecting a Promising Young Woman-esque deconstruction and subversion of action movie tropes; maybe some commentary on the toxic masculine behaviors that seemingly everyone in Hutch's life thinks that he should adhere to. But then, any hope of that falls away as it hits…

  • Home



    Mainly the 2 stars are there cause the premise of an alien species coming to earth, doing a colonialism to humans while thinking they are doing a good thing is intriguing to me...especially for a kids movie.

    Otherwise, the characters are fairly annoying, not one joke is funny, the soundtrack is tacky, and the pacing is off.

  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!


    I think what I love about this movie is that besides the love letter to 1950s flying saucer Sci-fi, besides the amazing cast, besides the over the top campiness...at its core it is basically: what if Gremlins, but Martians?

    And you can't ask for more than that.

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    1) I think for an villain-protagonist to work, they need to at least have some type of sympathetic character traits or background. Similar to the show You, if you make the main character so utterly unlikable, the viewer just wants to see them get their comeuppance. For a villain-protagonist narrative to work, I think the viewer needs to be in conflict on some level: Dexter kills bad people, most of the time people much worse than him (although Dexter is…

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    Baz, that's too much man...

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    I feel like this is one of those movies where all the pretentious fan boys will go "you just didn't get it" when you say you didn't like it 🙄

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    3/5 for how gorgeous the film is.

    0/5 cause my dude really let Toyko get flooded so he can see his teenage crush. I'm half suspecting he only left home cause his parents made him clean his room or something...