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Libraries Are Magical Places

31 films

I work at one of the greatest libraries in the world and I've never seen a man get his jaw…

  • Red River
  • The Lusty Men
  • Giant
  • Terror in a Texas Town
  • The Alamo

Fuckin' Texas

96 films

I've lived in Texas for going on eleven years now.

I love and hate it in equal measure.

  • Out of Sight
  • The Limey
  • Contagion
  • Logan Lucky
  • Traffic
  • Vive Le Tour
  • A Sunday in Hell
  • Breaking Away
  • American Flyers
  • Quicksilver

Bicycles! Bicycles!! Bicycles!!!

18 films

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.

I also want to watch movies about my…

  • Zodiac
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Fight Club
  • Se7en
  • Gone Girl
  • The Black Cat
  • The Tomb of Ligeia
  • The Black Cat
  • Re-Animator

Movies In Which Black Cats Are Dicks

4 films

I own a black cat, Jiji, he is a HUGE fucking cock. In his honor here are some cinematic celebrations…

  • The Exorcist
  • Sorcerer
  • The French Connection
  • To Live and Die in L.A.
  • Killer Joe
  • The Wedding March
  • Spite Marriage
  • Trouble in Paradise
  • The Thin Man
  • The Awful Truth


52 films

Getting married in two months. In the meantime some of my favorite films about getting and being married.

  • Streets of Fire
  • Southern Comfort
  • The Driver
  • Hard Times
  • The Warriors

The Hill I Will Die On: Ranking Walter Hill

14 films

The gulf between first and last is a doozy.

  • Safe in Hell
  • Son of Dracula
  • Panic in the Streets
  • A Streetcar Named Desire
  • The Tarnished Angels

New Orleans Set Films

58 films

Films set in New Orleans

  • Malcolm X
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Inside Man
  • 25th Hour
  • BlacKkKlansman

Spike Lee Ranked

21 films

Features Only (She Hate Me, Girl 6 and Red Hook Summer unranked)

Mo Betta Blues and She Gotta have it…

  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller
  • Nashville
  • California Split
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Gosford Park

Altman Ranked

19 films

Rankings are improvisatory and from the hip.