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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    I'm so fucking happy I knew pretty much nothing going into this one. Definitely one of the biggest surprises of 2017.

    I want to live in this world still, someone write a comic about the road trip buddies.

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle


    I feel like I owe every one I know the biggest apology for ridiculing this film for so many years, but especially Nora Ephron.

    While You've Got Mail will forever have a special place in my heart because it resonates with my upbringing, this is the perfect 90s romance.

    I think the cold weather and pan and scan on my CRT made this jump off the screen and into my heart.

    I'm so happy I own this one on VHS and even more so that I cried.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I seriously can't believe Warner Brothers put a film about a messiah figure dying then being resurrected out on Easter weekend.

    Takes the term "American Gods" to a whole new level.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad


    Welcome to the sideshow act of the DC Extended Universe where The Joker is butchered and pop classics are sprinkled so throughly throughout that they lose all sonic sensibility.

    And yet I gave it 3 stars.

    There's plenty wrong with this film, but its not a bad one (just like the antiheroes at play here). The ensemble is mostly great especially Margot Robbie, Will Smith, and Jay Hernandez; however, they can't save Jared Leto from unleashing the worst interpretation of…