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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction


    Proof that Tarantino is the lesser talented member of the Pulp Fiction writer's room.

    Such an insanely perfect adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis. The tone, music, editing, setting - if Christian Bale made a cameo I'd probably jizz.

    Teenage favorite and still amazing, especially when you're flipping channels.

    Interesting note: The TV guide gods made me miss the opening sequence so I had to start over on demand once it "finished" causing me to watch it in chronological order for the first time.

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    Even with the hype surrounding it, twas pleasantly surprised that it was better than I expected it to be.

    Definitely not the black Stepford Wives as I assumed, but also not not it either.

    Goddamn is Jason Blum going down in the books for this one.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I seriously can't believe Warner Brothers put a film about a messiah figure dying then being resurrected out on Easter weekend.

    Takes the term "American Gods" to a whole new level.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad


    Welcome to the sideshow act of the DC Extended Universe where The Joker is butchered and pop classics are sprinkled so throughly throughout that they lose all sonic sensibility.

    And yet I gave it 3 stars.

    There's plenty wrong with this film, but its not a bad one (just like the antiheroes at play here). The ensemble is mostly great especially Margot Robbie, Will Smith, and Jay Hernandez; however, they can't save Jared Leto from unleashing the worst interpretation of…