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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam


    Inadvertent Larry Bird Double Feature

    b/w Celtic Pride

    lmao this will stand as my all-time weirdest/ longshot IDF. I don't even follow basketball!

  • The Rules of the Game

    The Rules of the Game


    The greatest-ever line of movie dialogue is from this film. It is:

    "You see, in this world, there is one awful thing, and that is that everyone has his reasons."

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  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver


    Stunned at how bad this was and how much time was spent litigating why Baby has earbuds in his ears and "wutzzee lissenin to?!" over and over and over and over WHY ARE WE NOT IN A FUCKING CAR HAVING A CAR CHASE.

    This was a *bad* movie. Bad.

    The characters were non-existent, and not in the way that an action movie will give blank slates to project onto, or simply rely on a classic "type" and the audience fills…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Wealthy men controlling women's bodies and fostering inhumane living conditions vis a vis some glib performative religion predicated on control from a grotesque, awful, messianic fascist with a profoundly dumb and conniving coterie of heirs; the disruption of which causing retribution and pursuit from the oil and gun lobbies. Proud war boys running around keeping it all in line while the poor and indigent have been made incapable of seeing themselves being held down, regarding perfunctory doling out of basic rights as heroic acts of grace.

    This movie came out in 2015.