Favorite films

  • Airplane!
  • Seven Samurai
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Cabin Boy

Recent activity

  • Joy


  • The Internship


  • Iron Man 3

  • The Great Gatsby


Recent reviews

  • Joy



    Despite the producers ongoing desire to make me dislike every movie he has ever made before said film ends, I still find that his actors transcend his bs.
    I liked this film, right up until the end, and still I liked it.

  • The Internship

    The Internship

    Scene: Movie Executive Boardroom 1997
    Movie Exec 1: " Boy that Wedding Crashers movie did pretty well!"
    Flash forward 2012:
    Movie Exec 1: "What about Google Crashers?!"
    Movie Exec 2: "Fantastic, we'll use the same script and cast!"
    You: "fuck."

Popular reviews

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    First, who knew Leonardo DiCaprio had such comedy in him. Thinking back to Growing Pains, I suppose anyone who has spent more than 6 minutes with Kirk Cameron would need to have a pretty good sense of humor.
    This movie, thankfully, has nothing to do with Kirk or his wacky homoerotic firemen.
    This is a great film, its Superbad meets Goodfellas. Or something.

  • 47 Ronin

    47 Ronin

    As proven by every movie since the first Matrix, Keanu just cannot slow down bullets in real life. He also cannot slow down the long slide of his career.
    Kurosawa pooped things better than this movie.