Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Schindler's List
  • Stand by Me

Recent activity

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail


  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


  • Lightyear


  • Jurassic World Dominion


Recent reviews

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island


    "Pride and Prejudice" but with gays squeezed into speedos. Fun!

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Way better than the first movie. Worth the tickets for the breathtaking flight sequences alone.

    PS: Very very minor nitpick, but kinda weird that they played two of the top most recognizable songs of the original movie, but not THE most recognizable song (Take My Breath Away).

Popular reviews

  • 0X1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You)

    0X1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You)


    Citizen Kane found dead in a ditch

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    Sooo basically it's Resident Evil, but with kaijus for zombies. Plus, I think PWA only got the memo halfway through the making of this that the gritty style of filmmaking he does doesnt really apply to the fantastical elements of the video game, which made the movie have a wildly uneven tone.

    Not to spoil, but clearly this movie was supposed to set up a film series like Resident Evil, so it doesnt really feel like a movie but more…