i hate movies but love attention 

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Favorite films

  • Infinity Pool
  • The Lighthouse
  • eXistenZ
  • Le Samouraï

Recent activity

  • The Loneliest Boy in the World


  • Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon


  • eXistenZ


  • Faithfully Yours

Pinned reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Oh he spilled more than just his beans 😏

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2


    Casey Frey vibes

Recent reviews

  • eXistenZ



    David Cronenberg I want to lick your brain 🤩

    With every new Cronenberg movie I watch, I experience the same mental fight to want to hate what I'm watching but continue to lose myself into the most captivating imagining of a still relevant topic. I actually found myself criticizing a lot of the choices this movie made but oh my god those last like 25 minutes made me fall in love with movies all over again.

    Maybe I just need to spend less time watching bad movies but it does always make moments like these stand out even more. Anyway, Jude Law and bio-ports ....... wow

  • Searching



    I think as a detective I would have every single reddit post relating to a case open at all times those mfers will touch on even the most impossible solutions “have we considered the possibility the victim actually shaved her head and joined the circus that was actually 2 cities away at the exact time they went missing? Victim also had taken gymnastics as a child for a month and a half …”

Popular reviews

  • Hereditary



    my friend's mom: none of this would have happened if the son hadn't smoked weed

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle


    yo .... not to be that middle school anime freak but .... howl is hot af