• Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★

    Yummy 😋

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★

    Someone in the bathroom told me this was the version after they cut an hour but I think they should have gone ahead and cut another one

  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    ★½

    What a weird Skittles ad 😕

    Something about superhero movies really wash out whatever acting talent the cast has, maybe it has to do with the endless jokes that keep falling flat. I actually really enjoyed the first Shazam but for the first 20 mins of this I kept thinking Freddy was the main Shazam guy. I think it was a weird choice to keep using what's his face ... Zach something instead of the actual child counter part. I think it made it feel even more like a basic superhero movie because of it.

    .... yeah anyway

  • The Ruins

    The Ruins

    ★★½

    I read the book and I kept thinking how Eli Roth would have made a great adaption of it and yet here we are 🥲

    I didn't hate, but I didn't love it. I think it made the necessary changes to the story so that it could fit within the 90 min mark. There is an overall lack of suspense or tension and the body horror was okay.

  • Priscilla

    Priscilla

    ★★★

    Forgot to log this after watching it almost a week ago and I think that really speaks for how I feel about this movie. Sophia Coppola movies always feel like something is lacking for me. They're extremely beautiful to look at but sometimes it's hard to not feel as if some of the character is lost within all the beautiful shots.

  • Takers

    Takers

    ½

    My favorite TI related memory is my sibling's myspace being completely TI themed

    🎶🎵You can have whatever you likeeeee yeahhhhh 💃🏽🎶

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★½

    Let me first say that we showed up, bought all our food and drinks, went to our seats, found others in our seats, compared tickets, and realized my friend had actually bought tickets for tomorrow’s showing. We then ended up getting seats for the very first row and thus watched the entire movie in essentially 0.5 perspective. 

    That being said I still had fun for this being a PG-13 movie although I really wish they had upped the rating and…

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★★★

    don't make me drink 😜 alone 💃🏽 don't make meeeee 😆 drink aloneee 🕺🏽

    i love that i can quote this now and know exactly what part i'm singing about

  • Paradise

    Paradise

    they fuck, she gets old, they fuck again

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★★★½

    they're all allergic to seatbelts

  • The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious

    ★★★★

    "Four iced cappuccinos" god everything about this movie is so corny but it still holds up so well for me even the soundtrack 😩 I have not stopped thinking about this movie since I last watched it and now that I'm learning the basics of how car engines work I am even more insufferable with my fast and furious references

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    I could survive a Jigsaw trap but Jigsaw would never survive never ending pasta at Olive Garden