Blade Runner 2049

Blade Runner 2049 ★★★★★

I’ll still always love this movie, but I don’t know whether it was the guy sitting right next to me with his bare feet a bit too close to my knees who would go “Hmm...” “Oh!” and “That’s interesting” every single time the plot moved forward, or whether it was the 50 year old woman sitting right next to him who took her phone out in the middle of the movie to text her friend (on full brightness, with the ringer on), but when I looked over to see what was so important that she had to blind everyone during one of the Ryan Gosling’s face close up scenes, I saw that the font on her phone took up a whole word per line so she had to scroll for a solid 15 seconds to read a single sentence. Once I fully made it out I’m pretty sure it read:

HEY
BABE
CAN
YOU
PICK
UP S
OME
HAM
AND
EGGS
?
THAN
KS X

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