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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Repo Man
  • Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show


  • The Black Cat


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  • The Bride of Frankenstein

    The Bride of Frankenstein


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dr. Frankenstein created life, but that’s the easy part. You can plant a seed and help it grow, that’s also creating life. But what Frankenstein forgot, or rather could never achieve, was to give his creation soul. You can’t forge soul like you can with life as soul is gained through lived experience and time. 

    “I, the miserable and the abandoned, am an abortion, to be spurned at, and kicked, and trampled on. Even now my blood boils at the…

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Undeniably, the work of a maestro, yet will, unfortunately, forever live in the shadow of its predecessor, which just happens to be the greatest horror film ever. Hooper already saw the original as comedy, so he decided to go full-blown hilarity as he sets the first kill to Oingo Boingo’s No One Lives Forever.

    It’s a staunch departure from the original’s almost lack of music, save for a few examples. The songs chosen in either film add interesting dimensions to their respective…

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    who knew DC stood for ‘dark & colorless’

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    If Good Time was an LSD-induced acid trip, then Uncut Gems is one giant line of cocaine. Everything is experienced in extremes, anger arises quickly, and you are paranoid the whole time. 

    This instantly shot up at my top five of the year*, and bonus points for Billy Joel! 

    Adam Sandler, as an actor, really shines when he’s under great direction. Paul Thomas Anderson truly showcased how great of a talent Sandler could be, and now the Safdie Brothers have…