i can’t stop jacking off to movies !!!

Favorite films

  • School of Rock
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • I-Be Area
  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

Recent activity

  • Relaxer

  • Crank

  • Koyaanisqatsi

  • The Marvels

Recent reviews

  • Koyaanisqatsi


    my friends roommate suggested we watch this after seeing it referenced in a season 22 episode of the simpsons

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    as a crew the marvels have an essential lesbian throuple dynamic. you’ve got the two women who have a complicated history and act really weird about each other, and the one they brought into the relationship who acts like a fangirl and is way younger than them.

Popular reviews

  • Jim Breuer: Somebody Had to Say It

    Jim Breuer: Somebody Had to Say It

    the progression from birth to death. an absolutely incredible look into a man who has found himself trapped in a world he no longer recognizes. a world that, unbeknownst to him, he is begging for help.

    the man is born, thrust into our sight. he is confused. jarred by the actions of the people around him. he desperately mocks them, he manically jumps from one thing to the next, he cannot understand so he belittles. he becomes the very cockatoo…

  • Big Money Hustlas

    Big Money Hustlas


    white dynamite