Velvet Buzzsaw ★★

*Lines up the cast and crew of Velvet Buzzsaw in army/drill sergent fashion*
Me, walking down the line of people:
To Toni: how could you let this many people down? 
To Dan: How could you make so many uninteresting and poorly proportioned characters? 
To Daveed: hot off of Blindspotting, this???
Back to Dan: How could you put so many fade-outs into one film? 
To Jake: Besides to show off your body, why would you waste your time like this?
Arrives at Billy: keep up the good work, son.

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