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  • After Ever Happy

    After Ever Happy

    Nothing will top the shit-sucking of part two, the worst-therefore-best in the series, but this one had its moments. Here's an insane bit of dialogue:

    Doctor: "The chances are very slim that you will carry to term. [obvious ADR played over new scene] You have options. Adoption is a route that makes many people happy."

    I don't mind the random PSA for adoption, but he's talking about an imminent miscarriage. WTF??

    The film was shot in Bulgaria, with second unit…

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided


    Actual dialogue during a Truth or Dare scene:

    Girl 1: "Truth: Are you a whore?"
    Girl 2: "Are you calling me a whore?!"
    Girl 1: "No. You are a whore."
    Bystander [with full sincerity]: "Wait, do they not like each other?"

    This movie-oid product is garbage—and I can't wait to see the next one.

    After (2019): First entry in a planned trilogy based on a ONE DIRECTION FAN FICTION BLOG. (Let that sentence sink in.) Other than that, it's your…

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  • Up for Love

    Up for Love


    Much better than the premise would suggest! This is not a French variation of Shallow Hal. It helps to have two major talents—Dujardin had won an Oscar and Efira would go on to become…maybe the best working actress in the world right now??—in the lead roles.

    The visual effects are pretty decent, too, given the limited budget of a romantic comedy. Except when they’re dancing: Dujardin and Efira are clearly not in the same space at the same time.

  • Mandibles



    Didn’t do anything for me, other than making me appreciate some other Dupieux films more by comparison. Real waste/misuse of Adèle Exarchopoulos.

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