Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III ★★★½

"So... How'd you like Texas? More little nails if you don't stay put."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because if you don't poke 'em, then they don't leak. And if they don't leak, we can't feed grandpa. Silly."

Leatherface works for me better than when I originally saw it. I still have to wonder why Viggo looks so much better than the rest of the clan. I know he's the face of the family, to lead unsuspecting foodstuffs home for making the vittles, but he could at least have a limp or something. Male pattern baldness? I don't know. He just looks too good to be living in that house.

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