bulletproofQpid’s review published on Letterboxd:
"I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm John."
"Shannon. Pleased to meet you."
"So, what do you do when you're not fleeing prehistoric monsters?"
"Five to ten."
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre is about as dumb as a film with that title directed by Jim Wynorski for SYFY can be. However, despite all the cheap special effects, idiot characters and hokey premise I found myself entertained for the most part. Don't get me wrong. This is not good. It's just not as bad as its pedigree says it should be.