The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 ★★★½

"One of those boys was so crazy he sawed his own head off going 90 miles per hour."

It's a tale as old as time itself.

Boy meets girl. Boy terrifies girl with chainsaw. Girl mesmerizes boy with short-shorts. Boy simulates making love to girl with chainsaw. Boy loses girl. Girl follows boy. Boy catches girl following and makes her wear her friend's face over her own. It just goes on and on like every other romantic comedy, but it works here.

It was also inspired casting having Dennis Hopper as the somewhat unhinged lawman with the chainsaw carrying bandoliers.

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