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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★

    While I'm back from the dead for a minute I'd like to address a trend in film criticism that's been chapping my ass. I say all this fully aware that my own criticisms aren't even close to nuanced or academic.
    Anyway, the obvious redditor sitting behind me left this movie complaining about its admittedly gratuitous use of jump scares. "Jump scares cheap this, jump scares lazy that."
    I understand we live in a TV tropes world. We uh...lived in a…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★

    It's basically Signs with a little more dignity...up until the very end when the Michael Bay touch becomes palpable.
    I still can't figure out why this woman would want to go and have another kid. Jesus, you won the lottery at the beggining of the movie; not dealing with a small child in a silence-bases apocolypse.

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  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    I want David Harbour to choke me with his giant ham fists until I blackout.

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    You guys people are unironically excited to see racist, cgi food items have an orgy and say "fuck."