Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2020 10

  Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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  Yentl 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2019 2

  What if... we kissed in the Yeshiva... while reading the Talmud and wearing our prayer shawls? Ha ha, jk... Unless?

Recent reviews

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  Cape Fear 1991

  ★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2023

  Feels like a re-enactment for a true crime documentary.

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2020 2

  Call me Germany, cause I’m fighting the Battle of the Bulge. 

Popular reviews

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  Dead Man 1995

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2020 2

  Johnny Depp and his chiseled jawline ride around through a strange wilderness to the sounds of a guitar being tuned.

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  They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 1969

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2020 11

  We clutch and grab at hopes and dreams in a desperate attempt to find some form of contentment, in an effort to say, “Look! I did it! I cracked the allegorical code!” until the world deals you another heavy blow and you’re knocked back down to earth where you belong, with the rest of the poor suckers who are forever doomed to chase the ever-elusive pot of gold at the end of the mythical rainbow.

  At 16, you think the…