the three most popular reviews being white boys who study film theory calling this movie "boring" tells you everything you need to know about white boys who study film theory
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004
the main character in this film is the colour red. the second main character is a tie between the colour blue and the colour yellow, which means it's actually the colour green
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Valentine's Day 2010
i used to celebrate valentine's day by throwing on "under the roofs of paris" and cutting but now that i've got a gf i have to watch this bullshit. does the injustice never cease?
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Crime + Punishment in Suburbia 2000
who the hell is rob schmidt and how many hundred times did he watch the music video for nada surf's "popular" before making this