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  • Sinister



    Man watches film. Regrets it.

    But, hey, enough about me...

  • The French Connection

    The French Connection


    Je suis déçu.

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier




    Star Trek V

  • Batman: The Killing Joke

    Batman: The Killing Joke


    "...and i want it done by the book. By the book! You have to. We have to show him our way works." - Commissioner Gordon

    Bad news, Jim...

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane


    ♫ ♫ ♫
    They alive damn it
    It's a miracle

    Females are strong as hell

    That's gonna be a, you know, a fascinating transition
    Damn it
    ♫ ♫ ♫

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Right, so what happens now? If a film prior to this one was deemed a "non-stop thrill ride", is it to be stripped of its title?

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron


    Diary entry, 22nd April 2015
    Yaaaaaay!!!! One more sleep and then it’s Avengers day!
    It’s gonna be just like the first one… me forgetting my woes and getting all giddy like a kid hopped up on sweets. Yes!
    I hope we get ice cream again too.

    Diary entry, 23rd April 2015
    I saw the Avengers.
    It reminded me that I’m thirty-something man with a family.

    My ice cream tastes sour.

  • Whiplash



    If the marketing for Whiplash is anything to go by, sensationalist poster quotes are the order of the day. So, here are some handy buzzwords for reviewing the film:

    "Full Metal Jacket meets The Social Network"
    "Wait, I wasn't expecting that bit."
    "Jazz Odyssey"
    "Festival crowd"
    "Isn't he? Did you ever see him in Oz?"
    "One film meets another film"
    "Predictable again"
    "Oh, shit! I didn't see that coming."
    "Rocky meets a man that shouts at him"
    "Predicta... whoa!"

  • Creature from the Black Lagoon

    Creature from the Black Lagoon


    Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
    Ricou Browning - The Gill Man (in water) (uncredited)

    Uncredited? UNCREDITED?!

    This guy does the back stroke underwater, wearing a full Gill Man costume. Give him his due.

    A round of applause please for Ricou Browning.

  • Smokey and the Bandit II

    Smokey and the Bandit II


    Everything that the first film gave me in terms of excitement, part two takes away. I loved the kinetic energy of the first film. There was little time for set-up before being whisked away by Reynolds’ charismatic Bandit. But, here we have a plodding first act about the Bandit as a shambolic drunk having to get back on track, before he sets off on his mission to transport a pregnant elephant!

    Even when trying to capture the spirit of the…

  • Hooper



    Hal Needham teams up again with Burt Reynolds and presents us with an affectionate love letter to the world of movie stuntmen. Hooper contains some of the wacky comedy elements that would consume Needham’s later Reynolds collaborations, but it also has a surprising air of drama, with the aging Hooper coming to terms with the fact that he might be at the end of his high risk career.

    Hooper is a must-see for anyone that enjoys practical stunt work. Actually,…

  • Smokey and the Bandit

    Smokey and the Bandit


    ...aka The Burt Reynolds/Sally Field Charm Offensive.

    Well, that was a fun journey.

    This was a genuine surprise. I’d seen Smokey and the Bandit about 25 years ago, so my memory of it was very hazy. Really all I remembered was the Eastbound and Down song and the famous bridge-jump stunt. In fact, in my mind the whole thing was a long protracted version of those annoying scenes with the redneck sheriff in Live and Let Die and The Man…