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White Noise 2022
I'm going to use this review as an excuse to be self-indulgent and share how White Noise has manifested as a symbol that's practically separate from itself within my life. It's the kind of thing that embarrasses me to talk about because, even though we all have our own little symbols and stories, no one cares about anyone else's even a fraction as much as they care about their own. It's like telling someone about a dream you had and…
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Skinamarink 2022
As a little kid, I'd sleep with my blanket over my head because I thought it would protect me from ET (the scariest creature I could imagine) who was undoubtedly looming at my bedside every evening. Then one night I realized, fuck! ET could totally lift up the bottom of my blanket and climb up the bed and get to me that way. So all of a sudden my nights were spent paralyzed in fear, staring wide eyed at a…
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Sanctuary 2022
Last time I found out I was getting laid off I went to a screening of Marcel the Shell, and this time I went to see this. So, uh……
Anyway here’s my LinkedIn if anyone wants to offer me a marketing job! I’m passionate about busting my ass to make other people money, and all of my coworkers unanimously agree that I have awesome vibes and am super easy to work with!
Also I’m glad I made the trek to AMC Regency to watch this bc it kinda rules
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My Favorite Shapes by Julio Torres 2019
put this on while I was getting ready which essentially means I was just sitting barefaced at my vanity for an hour because I was immediately fully enthralled
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Affairs of the Art 2021
y'all are so fucking corny in these reviews lmfao. let women be unhinged!!!!
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