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  • Tightrope

    Tightrope

    ★★★½

    hot blonde getting a tattoo on her inner thigh while sucking a popsicle in front of a confederate flag

  • Autumn in New York

    Autumn in New York

    ½

    Fuck off, Richard. Stay away from my Winona.

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    "Flower Power"

    A Big Titted Analysis

    Everyone loved Paul Thomas Anderson’s melodrama-opera, “Magnolia”, back in 1999, except Kevin Smith, but fuck that guy because he hasn’t made a good film since “Dogma” as far as I know. I haven’t seen “Red State”, so maybe I shouldn’t say that, but still fuck him because he has a different opinion than mine. Everyone who has seen the film undoubtedly were awestruck and appreciated it for all the right reasons (the acting, the…

  • The Grey

    The Grey

    ★★★★★

    "Transience"

    An Analysis

    Why would a man, whose entire existence has been stripped down until there is almost nothing left (a man seriously contemplating suicide) end up fighting for his very survival?

    INTRODUCTION

    From the first shot, director Joe Carnahan signals the immensity of nature. The camera pans across trees and mountains using a low shot. Clouds slowly drift across. Wolves howl. No humans. No evidence of civilization. It's miraculous. Then, the camera cuts to an oil refinery. Pipes and…