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  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  • Memoirs of an Invisible Man
  • Waterloo Bridge
  • Pandora and the Flying Dutchman

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  • The Bishop's Wife

  • Female Jungle

    ★★½

  • Dog Eat Dog!

    ★★★★★

  • Ladies of the Chorus

    ★★★½

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  • Heaven's Prisoners

    Heaven's Prisoners

    ★★★★½

    Heaven's Prisoners was probably one of the best location shoots I've ever had because it was down in New Orleans, and we were down there for probably 10 or 12 weeks, and it was just a blast. Oh, and one little story that people might like: It was my first night there, I wasn't shooting but I was on the set to say hello to Phil Joanou, our director. Alec [Baldwin] had this scene where he had to jump into…

  • Blade: Trinity

    Blade: Trinity

    ★½

    It was a very troubled production. Wesley [Snipes] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind…

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★½

    "Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into."

    "You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.

  • BloodRayne

    BloodRayne

    ★½

    gone. erased, erased from my brain, didn;t even have time to register before i forgot everything. i will look at this dvd cover and know just as much about this movie now as i did before watching it. vinnie picks the movie,,

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Flower Power
    A Big Titted Analysis

    Everyone loved Paul Thomas Anderson’s melodramatic opera, “Magnolia”, back in 1999, except Kevin Smith (but fuck that guy because he hasn’t made a good film since “Dogma” as far as I know - I haven’t seen “Red State”, so maybe I shouldn’t say that but still fuck him because he has a different opinion than mine). Everyone who does enjoy 'Magnolia' has sited the acting, the music, and the Altmanesquenessness in it. Some of…

  • Ri¢hie Ri¢h

    Ri¢hie Ri¢h

    ★★★★½

    Nostalgia is a reasonable factor when rating films fuck you