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  • Detroit 9000

    Detroit 9000

    โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ

    Watched solely for Vonetta McGee.

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

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    TWO DADS, ONE TOY, NO PRISONERS.

    Me likey.

    rip verne j. troyer

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

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    "Flower Power"

    A Big Titted Analysis

    Everyone loved Paul Thomas Andersonโ€™s melodrama-opera, โ€œMagnoliaโ€, back in 1999, except Kevin Smith, but fuck that guy because he hasnโ€™t made a good film since โ€œDogmaโ€ as far as I know. I havenโ€™t seen โ€œRed Stateโ€, so maybe I shouldnโ€™t say that, but still fuck him because he has a different opinion than mine. Everyone who has seen the film undoubtedly were awestruck and appreciated it for all the right reasons (the acting, theโ€ฆ

  • The Grey

    The Grey

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    "Transience"

    An Analysis

    Why would a man, whose entire existence has been stripped down until there is almost nothing left (a man seriously contemplating suicide) end up fighting for his very survival?

    INTRODUCTION

    From the first shot, director Joe Carnahan signals the immensity of nature. The camera pans across trees and mountains using a low shot. Clouds slowly drift across. Wolves howl. No humans. No evidence of civilization. It's miraculous. Then, the camera cuts to an oil refinery. Pipes andโ€ฆ