Jason P.

29 | NY | LGBTQ+
I am a dumb bitch with terrible taste. 
I will never change. I will never improve. 
That is a promise.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Knives Out
  • Deep Red
  • Clue

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  • The Harbinger

    ★★

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★½

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

    I mean it with the upmost sincerity in my heart when I say this is the best cast ever put together for a horror film. It’s like the All-Stars of ‘00s horror and the casting director needs their ass ate IMMEDIATELY.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★½

    Y’all were a little too harsh to this one upon release. Was is the heavy handed feminist angle? The introduction a supernatural element? The PG-13 rating? Or was it the unnecessary use of the “Black Christmas” brand itself? While I can see the argument for the latter three statements being glaring oddities, the film, at its core, has all of the elements you would come to expect from a Black Christmas entry: female empowerment, charismatic & rootable characters, and some really solid…

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    The TWISTS, the TURNS, the GAGGERY of it all. Mama, this was pure fucking camp and I ate it all the way up. Nothing could’ve possibly prepared me for those final 30 minutes.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    Paramount being homophobic and not giving the exclusive Scream (2022) trailer they promised 😭