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  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat


    / How'd they get so smart? /

    A masterpiece of neo-realism, Bo Welch's The Cat in the Hat is the most underappreciated film of the century. Welch's experience as a production designer gives the film an look unrivaled by anything I have ever seen. It's as if this script was tailor made for a man of his skills, requiring so much production heavy intensity that only an industry veteran could take on.

    Now onto the meat of The Cat in…

  • Cars



    It's Cars, there's nothing I can really say about it.
    Except that Mater might be the worst character ever put to cinema.

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse



    Cameron Crowe Sucks described it best: p i e r c e d. Robert Eggers took Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe and made them his agents of chaos. They are on that next level that is rarely seen nowadays in this film. Transcendent performances in a film so expertly crafted on a technical level that all one can do is sit back and marvel at it. I'm still in awe, as I had unrealistic expectations for this movie and it somehow surpassed them. We found cinema this year folks, and it's filled with Willem Dafoe farts.