im just here to document my notoriously bad taste.
the reviews are made up and the stars don't matter!

Favorite films

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Thing
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Pan's Labyrinth

Recent activity

  • Monkeybone


  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


  • Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical


  • House


Recent reviews

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


    oh gdt... even at your most saccharine you never disappoint me...

    as an evocative work of art 5/5. wondrous animation, mood, setting, character designs. alexandre desplat never misses with the scores. there are dream-like fantastical setpieces and characters that are so beautiful and dig so deeply into my creative well that i may as well have no complaints.

    plot is stretched a little thin but does not overstay its welcome despite its 2 hour runtime. i think it's pretty clear…

  • Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical

    Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical


    its really quite a bad one but ill be DAMNED if im not humming the obc on a monthly basis

Popular reviews

  • Barbarian



    uh oh i watched a baffling misfire of a movie and then got on letterboxd to see it's weirdly a darling again...

    guys. be honest with me. what is the level of depraved subject matter that makes someone leave thinking "holy shit that was FUCKED UP!!!" because it's really not in this movie*. i don't know what the hell other people are talking about.

    i saw this movie completely blind. didn't know a thing about it, just picked it because…

  • Love Never Dies

    Love Never Dies


    unadulterated character assassination at its finest. horrendous plot. terrible music. phenomenal staging and costumes. musical that makes you wonder if musicals are actually good. this one is not.

    i saw it when it was released in 2012 to select theaters only. i bought the dvd of it when it came out. i know that my financial patronage, in some small way, contributed to the decision to give it a US stage tour, which is something i have to live with. i've seen this production easily 15 times. i will continue to see it periodically until the day i die.